A Lion Stands Upon His Rock.
A lion stands on his rock and lets out a large roar. Immediately, every animal goes up to the lion and crowds around him. “I have heard rumours from one … …
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An Old Farmer Died Leaving His Horses To His Sons.
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get 1/2 (half) of total … …
A Young Reform Man Is Marrying Into A Strict Orthodox Family.
A young reform man is marrying into a strictly orthodox family. The day before the wedding, he goes to visit his future father-in-law. “Out of respect for your beliefs sir, … …
Johnny Was Walking On The Beach.
Little Johnny was walking on the beach when he saw an old bottle in the sand. He picked it up and cleaned it. Then a genie came out and said, … …
A Preacher Was Walking The Backroads.
A country preacher was walking the backroads near his church. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of … …
A Lady Was Walking Down The Street.
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store: The parrot said to her. “Hey lady, … …
A Plane Was Taking Off From Kennedy Airport.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain … …
The New Hire Put Him To The Test.
One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the … …
A Little Boy Said To A Little Girl.
A little boy said to a little girl: – I’m your BF ! The little girl asked: – What is BF ? The boy laughed and answered: – That means … …
A Husband Visited A Marriage Counsellor.
A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said: “When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little … …