Kevin Adams

  This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells, … …

  An elderly lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some b*### deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the elderly woman that they don’t sell … …

  A couple were sitting in the lawyer’s office working on their will. The lawyer tells them that they should discuss end-of-life issues how they want to be treated. The … …

  A wife was in bed with her friend when she heard her husband’s key in the door: “Stay where you are.” She said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even … …

  A guy was driving past a farm one day when he noticed a beautiful horse standing in one of the fields. Hoping to buy the horse, the guy stopped … …

  The ninety-five-year-old woman at the nursing home received a visit from one of her fellow church members. “How are you feeling?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the lady, “I’m … …

  An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and … …

  Once a software engineer saw a bull pulling a cart and the farmer was sleeping peacefully in that cart. He was very surprised to see this scene and without … …

  Little Johnny and his mum are in church, and Little Johnny turns to his mum and says: “Mum, I feel sick.” Mum says.” Well, go out side and find … …

  An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they … …