The Elderly Priest, Speaking To The Younger Priest.
The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a … …
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Local News Station Was Interviewing An 80-Year-Old Lady.
Local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it … …
An Old Lady Has 3 Grown Up Sons.
An old lady has 3 grown-up sons who each bought her a present for her milestone birthday. The first son, who had made it big in life, bought his … …
An Old Man And His Wife Lived In The Hills.
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the … …
Two Cows Were Chatting Over The Fence.
Two cows were chatting over the fence about their fields. The first cow said, “I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; … …
A Man Has The Strongest Rabbits.
A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him “How do … …
Johnny And His Family Were Having Sunday Dinner.
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received … …
A Judge Was Interviewing A Woman.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home … …
A Kangaroo Kept Getting Out The Zoo.
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo: Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the … …
A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No … …