Kevin Adams

Murphy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open-mouthed and listens to the tirade: … …

A one day little Johnny asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The dad says “yes, but don’t look down.” So the johnny is in the … …

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by … …

An old woman had just purchased her dream car, a new BMW convertible, and was having trouble tuning her radio to a station she wanted. She returned to the BMW … …

Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old lady: She proceeds to knock everyone’s socks off with her youthful appeal … …

There was a little boy johnny in kindergarten. At the end of one cold winter day, when all the other children were leaving, the teacher found him crying, so she … …

One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge … …

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow-choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail … …

An Old Man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to … …

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was m@sturb@t!ng furiously. “Oh my GOD!” screamed the old woman. … …