The Lone Ranger And Tonto Have Just Spent A Month Riding.
The Lone Ranger and Tonto have just spent a month riding through the desert before landing up at Prickly Gulch Creek where they go into the saloon for a much-needed … …
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A Man Has A Racehorse.
A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, “Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.” The starting gate opens, the … …
An Old Man Wrote A Will To His Two Lazy Sons.
An Old man wrote a will to his two lazy sons: After my death demolishes this house, you will find a metal case down the foundation where you will find … …
Police Officer O’Leary Is Cruising Around In His Patrol Car.
Police Officer O’Leary is cruising around in his patrol car one night. He is on the lookout for trouble. He sees two little old ladies in the front seat of … …
Johnny and Billy Came Home With A 20 And 50 Euro Note.
One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money … …
A Woman With 15 Kids In Downtown Welfare Office.
Well, says the social worker, then you must be here to sign up. I’ll need all your children’s names. This one’s my oldest – he is Leroy. OK, and who’s … …
A Baby Elephant And A Baby Turtle Drinking From A River.
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant’s tail, … …
A Farm Wife Called The Local Phone Company.
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions, When it did ring, … …
A Man Goes To Visit His Grandpa.
A man goes to visit his grandpa in the hospital. “How are you, grandpa? he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus.” “And … …
An Old Farmer Has Four Beautiful Daughters.
A farmer has four beautiful daughters He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun … …