A Man Woke Up In The Morning.
A man woke up in the morning, deeply repented after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. he noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had … …
Kevin Adams
Johnny’s Father Farted.
Little Johnny’s father farted. The son asked his father: “What was that?” His father said: “My sweet that is ‘north wind’” When he went to school the teacher asked the … …
A Man Settles In His Seat.
His name is Sniffer, and he’s the best there is. I’ll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work.” The plane takes off, and once it … …
Animals Rule The Earth.
In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sports cars. An owl enters a psychologist’s office. The psychologist says to the owl, “What is your problem?” … …
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Were Both 102-Years Old.
Mr. and Mrs. Thomas were both 102 years old. They had been married for 74 years. The local television station sent a news crew out to interview them. “What we … …
Two Men Are Waiting For A Train.
Two men are waiting for a train. The younger man asks the older man for the time, but the older man ignores him. After a while, the younger man again … …
An Old Timer In Scotland.
An old-timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man. The Old Man says, “Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how … …
Little Johnny Woke Up In The Middle Of The Night.
Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room. When he looked in, … …
A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband.
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?” His wife … …
A Man Was Driving Along The Highway.
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately, the rabbit jumped … …