Johnny Decided To Release Some Energy.
While in line at the bank one afternoon, A Lady’s toddler (Little Johnny) decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. The mother was finally able to … …
Kevin Adams
This Husband Thought He Was Being Funny.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife “Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches … …
After The Horse He Bought Dies.
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up … …
A Local Business Was Looking For Office Help.
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying: “HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and … …
Two Old Ladies Are Walking Through A Museum.
Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, Oh my! Did you … …
A 97 Year Old Man Comes To His Doctor.
A 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” The doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech he gives … …
A Preacher Was Making His Rounds.
A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle when he came upon a little Johnny trying to sell a lawnmower. “How much do you want for … …
A Young Bride Asked Her New Husband.
On their wedding night, a young bride asked her new husband to pay her $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Her husband readily agreed. This … …
A Salesman Is Talking To An Old Farmer.
A salesman is talking to an old farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders: He says. “What on earth is that all … …
Two Guys Are Walking Down A Road.
Two Guys are walking down a road when they come across a Deep Hole beside it. Being curious, they go over and check it out. When they look down, they … …