Kevin Adams

  Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport: After verifying his seat number … …

  A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts him. “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” … …

  A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth … …

  Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into … …

  A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and a little Johnny, in a whisper, says, ” Hello” Lawyer: “Is your mommy there?” Boy: (whispers) “Yes.” … …

  An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. “What are you selling, young man?” he … …

  The doctor, who was known for his extraordinary treatment of arthritis had a waiting room full of patients. A little old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in … …

  A man runs to the doctor and says “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. My wife thinks she’s a chicken!” The doctor asks, “How long has she had this … …

  A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high … …

  A fifteen-year-old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move … …