Two Women Are Arguing Over Whose Dog Is Smarter.
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter…. First Woman : “My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come … …
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An Elderly Couple Was Celebrating Their Sixtieth Anniversary.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked … …
James Retired From Bank Service As Senior Manager.
ShareTweet James retired from bank service as Senior Manager. Got handsome retirement benefits. He deposited around 5 Million in Mutual Funds and debt funds. 5 Million he kept in the … …
A Man Goes To The Dentist.
A man goes to the dentist to ask how much it would be to pull a tooth. “£100,” said the dentist. “Oh, that’s expensive,” said the man. “Do you have … …
A Woman From New York Was Driving Through A Remote Part.
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride … …
A Drugs Squad Officer Stopped At A Farm.
A drugs squad officer stopped at a farm near Bradford , and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown … …
An Elderly Man Was Going Up To Bed.
George Phillips, an elderly man from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which … …
A Little Silver-Haired Lady Calls Her Neighbour.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get … …
An Elderly Couple Returned To A Mercedes Dealership.
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady. “I thought you said you … …
A Cat Died And Went To Heaven.
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want … …