A Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Bank.
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” … …
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An Elderly Snake Went To The Doctor And Told Him.
An elderly snake went to the doctor and told him: “Doc, my eyesight is so bad, I can’t see to hunt any more. I think I need a pair of … …
The Animals Of The Forest Are Having A Meeting.
The animals of the forest are having a meeting. For months on end, there was one big party and the forest looks like the end of spring break. Vomit everywhere, … …
A Middle-Aged Man Was Tired Of His Job.
A middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city and wanted a place where he could relax. So he decided to go to the seaside and buy a … …
This Old Lady Handed Her Bank Card.
This old lady handed her bank card to the teller and said “I would like to withdraw $10”. The teller told her “for withdrawals less than $100, please use the … …
John Brought His New Work Colleague For Dinner.
John brought his new work colleague, Robert, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. “Wow!” … …
A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream.
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll … …
A Little Girl Asked Her Mother.
A little girl asked her mother, Irene “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind … …
Ben Went On Safari With His Wife And Mother-In-Law.
ShareTweet Ben went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, … …
Mr Horse Has Always Wanted To Play The Guitar.
Mr Horse has always wanted to play the guitar… So he starts going for lessons and after a few months, he is quite good so he calls on his friend … …