The Bartender In Bar Is Very Busy And Looks Tired.
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender is extremely busy and looks tired. He eventually makes his way over to the bear. The bear immediately tells him, “You … …
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An Elderly Couple Talking With Each Other.
An elderly couple are both talking With each other lying in bed one morning, having just woken from a good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, … …
A Grandfather Takes His Grandchildren To The Beach.
A grandfather takes his grandchildren to the beach. They’re playing in the sand when suddenly, a massive wave comes and pulls the smallest grandson out into the water. Panicked, … …
An Elderly Man Made His Final Request To His Wife.
Lying on his deathbed, an elderly man made his final request to his wife: “Honey, I’m almost out of time and there’s something I’d like you to do for … …
The Animals Of The Forest Are Having A Meeting.
The animals of the forest are having a meeting. For months on end, there was one big party and the forest looks like the end of spring break. Vomit … …
Little Johnny Asked A Questions To His Teacher.
Little Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question. Teacher: Okay. Little Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher: You can’t it’s too big. … …
A Policeman Is Walking Down The Street.
A policeman is walking down the street one day, When he notices a very small boy Little Johnny trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. … …
A Serious Drunk Walked Into A Bar.
A serious drunk walked into a bar and after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her and kissed her. … …
Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park.
Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, … …
Guy Runs Over A Rooster While Driving Near The Farm.
A man is driving past a farm when he runs over a rooster. He feels bad about it, so he collects the rooster and goes to knock on the door … …