Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?” W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?” H – “Yes.” W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you … …
Kevin Adams
Little Johnny Was In Church With His Mom.
Little Johnny was in church with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. “Mom, I think I’m going to throw up!” She told … …
Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper.
So, Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the … …
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Talent Agents Office.
A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office. “All right, lets make this quick, I have things to do. Says the bored agent. “What’s your talent?” … …
Little Susie Spent The Summer Holidays.
Little Susie spent the summer holidays on a pony farm in the Cotswolds Back home, she asked, “We all live together just like the animals, don’t we, Mummy?” “Yes, … …
A Man, A Squirrel, And 2 Bees Are Going On A Road Trip.
A man, a squirrel, and 2 bees are going on a road trip. On the road, they run out of gas so the man pulls over. One of the … …
The Grandmother Of A Just Got Married Grandson Phoned.
The Grandmother of a just got married grandson phoned that he was coming to present his beautiful lovely wife to grandma. The delighted Grandma started giving instructions how to … …
A Group Of 30-Year-Old Girlfriends Meet For Dinner.
A group of 30-year-old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there … …
A 7-Year-Old Is Sitting On A Park Bench.
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars is bad … …
The Eaglets Were Preparing To Leave The Nest.
The eaglets were preparing to leave the nest and fly out into the world when their grandfather happened by. He perched on the side of the nest to wish … …