Two Aussies Were Out Hunting In The Outback.
Two Aussies were out hunting in the outback and came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size. The first said, … …
Kevin Adams
A Drunk Ice Fisherman Drills A Hole In The Ice.
A drunk ice fisherman drills a hole in the ice and peers into it. As he does so, a loud voice from above says, “There are no fish down … …
Little Johnny’s New Baby Brother Was Screaming.
Little Johnny’s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, “Where’d we get him?” His mother replied, “He came from heaven, Johnny.” Johnny says, “WOW! … …
Lucy And Debra Were Having One Of Their Chats.
Lucy and Debra were having one of their chats during one of their regular Thursday outings to play some chess, talk and get some good coffee. At one point, … …
A Polar Bear Carries A Large Freezer.
A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he’s stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying … …
A Burglar Breaks Into A Home.
A burglar breaks into a home and holds the husband and wife hostage. He forces the two to sit on chairs and ties them to the chairs. The burglar … …
A Gentleman’s Wife Is Planning On Hosting A Dinner Party.
One day, a gentleman’s wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up … …
A Gov Man Approaches A Pig Farmer.
A gov man approaches a pig farmer and asks him what he feeds his pigs. The farmer answers: “Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have … …
Barbara Phoned Her Doctor’s Office.
Barbara, a senior citizen, was distraught, so she phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for … …
John Went To Visit His 90-Year-Old Grandfather.
John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, the next morning John’s grandfather … …