A Blind Man And His Seeing Eye Dog Walked into A Store.
A blind man and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around. Upset by this, the manager of the … …
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Mrs Davidson’s Dishwasher Quit Working.
Mrs Davidson’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a Repairman. He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, … …
A Married Couple Wakes Up One Morning,
A married couple wakes up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Maybe you shouldn’t go to work today?” “What … …
A Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper In Her Young Son’s Room.
Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper … …
A Little Boy Was Attended His First Wedding.
A little boy was attended his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was … …
The Teacher Was Terrified To Hear Little Johnny Swear.
The teacher was terrified to hear Little Johnny swear. ‘I never want you to use language like that again. Where on earth did you pick it up?’ ‘From my … …
A Woman Who Had Been Married Three Times.
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for … …
The Teacher Asked A Question To Little Johnny.
The Teacher Asked A Question To Little Johnny. Teacher: “If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?” … …
Grandma Visit The Grandchildren.
Grandma calls and announces that she will be coming by for a visit in about half an hour. When she comes she is surprised to see her grandchild running … …
An Elderly Man Woke Up In The Morning.
An man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that … …