L.Johnny’s Unexpected Observation About The Baby.
Little Johnny’s neighbor just had a baby. Sadly, the baby was born without any ears. When the mum and baby came back home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was … …
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Three Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park.
Three old ladies, Gertrude, Maude and Tilly, were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached … …
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Leans Over To The Bartender.
A Man Walks Into a Bar, he leans over and says to the bartender, “Hey, will you give me a free beer if I show you something so amazing … …
A 75 Year Old Woman Had One Hobby.
A 75 year old woman had one hobby – she loved to fish. She was sitting in his boat the other day when she heard a voice say, ‘Pick … …
Susan Was Asked To Give The Benefits Of A Marriage.
On their 50th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Susan was asked to give her friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such … …
A Teacher Asks Her Class Students.
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, … …
A Man Gets Stopped By A Game Warden.
A man gets stopped by a game warden with his basket full of fish. Warden: do you have a permit for all these fish? Man: no sir. These are … …
Two turtles Walk Into A Bar.
Two turtles walk into a bar. As soon as they enter inside, it starts to rain. The big turtle turns to the smaller one and says – Go home … …
Jason Watched An Older Lady Fill Up Her Car.
At a gas station, my husband, Jason watched an older lady fill up her car. As he was wondering whether or not someone her age should still be driving, … …
Four Old-Timers Were Playing Their Weekly Game.
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an … …