A Priest, Jesus, And An Old Man Tee Off.
A priest, Jesus, and an old man tee off. The priest drives the green within 5 yards of the hole. Jesus slices the ball and it goes into the … …
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A Farmer Lived Alone With His Pet Dog.
A farmer named Patrick lived alone in the Irish countryside with his pet dog: The dog finally died, and Patrick went to the parish priest, saying. “Father, my dog … …
A Man Driving Around With A Pickup Truck Full Of Penguins.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in … …
A Teacher Says To Her Class.
A teacher says to her class: “Today we are going to play letter of the day a bit differently. You have to tell me a word starting with the … …
An Old Man Plays Golf.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m … …
Johnny Goes And Confronts His Lecturer.
After having failed his exam, a student name Little Johnny goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Little Johnny: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely … …
A Man Was Dragged To The Cinema By His Wife.
One day, a man was dragged to the cinema by his wife who wanted to watch a romantic comedy. Half an hour into the film, the man felt a nudge … …
L.Johnny Looked So Sad.
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong. “What’s the problem?” she asked. “I hope it’s not about your homework again.” “Well, uh, yes it … …
An Old Man Purchase A Hearing Aid.
Morris an old man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. “That … …
A Young Bride Was Scouring The Aisles Of The Supermarket.
A young bride was scouring the aisles of the supermarket. Up and down each aisle she went, then started over again. The store manager noticed this and went over … …