This Is The Conversation Between Husband And Wife.
My husband, who takes care of our house, sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. He asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the … …
Kevin Adams
A 60-Year-Old Man Is Getting His Annual Physical.
A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical: – Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? – That depends,” says the doctor. … …
An 80-Year-Old Man Was Having His Annual Checkup.
An 80-year-old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen-year-old bride who’s … …
A Man Asked His Father For Advice For Happy Marriage.
An engaged man asked his father for advice for a long and happy marriage… Dad, you and Mom have been happily married for 28 years now. How do you … …
Little Johnny And His Friend Talking With Each Other.
Little Johnny and his friend were talking and one said to the other, “There is an easy way to earn money… The other boy Johnny said, “How?” the boy … …
A Woman Walks Past A Pet Shop.
A woman walks past a pet shop. In front of the store there is a cage with a parrot, that suddenly starts talking to the woman: “You’re ugly” The … …
A Man And His Dog Walk Into A Bar.
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet you a round of drinks that my dog can talk.” Bartender: “Yeah! Sure … go … …
John And His Wife Are Getting Ready For Bed.
John and his wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know love,” she … …
A Pastor Goes To A Nursing Home.
A pastor goes to a nursing home for the first time to visit an elderly parishioner. As he is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her … …
A Very Cranky Old Woman Was Arrested For Shoplifting.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store: She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the … …