Little Johnny Was Sent Some Early From School.
Little Johnny was sent home early from school one day. His Dad seeing him walk into the house was visibly confused and asked Little Johnny why he was sent … …
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John Celebrate Their 40th Wedding Anniversary.
John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how … …
Two Old Men Were Sitting In A Restaurant.
Two old men were sitting in a restaurant having a cup of coffee when one of them looks at the other and asks, “Why are wedding dresses always white?” … …
A Middle-Aged Man Was Talking To His Elderly Father.
A middle-aged man was talking to his elderly father. “Dad, I remember when I first started dating, you gave me that advice: ‘Good companion, good in everything, good with … …
Little Johnny Excitedly Reports To His Miserly Father.
Little Johnny excitedly reports to his miserly father… “Papa!” the johnny exclaims. “Instead of buying a bus ticket, I ran home behind the bus and saved a dollar!” The … …
A Pig Walks Into A Bar And Orders Ten Beers.
A pig walks into a bar and orders ten beers. As soon as the pig is finished drinking the beers, he pays the bartender and starts to leave the … …
A Cat Walks Into A Bar.
A cat walks into a bar and sees an empty counter. He saunters up to the bartender and asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender looks at the … …
A Guy Sits Down In A Movie Theater.
A guy sits down in a movie theater and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog and it’s sitting in the seat next to … …
Tom Tie The Knot With His Longtime Girlfriend.
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show. His … …
A Man Goes To Confess That He’d Stolen Someone’s Cow.
A man goes to confess that he’d stolen someone’s cow. He was very much wracked with guilt in his confession. The priest forgave him in God’s name, but added … …