In A Forest Creatures Race Against Each Other.
There once was a snail named Sam who lived in a forest which had an interesting reputation; All the forest creatures would design elaborate vehicles and then race against … …
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The Little Johnny Ask 20 Pounds From His Mum.
“Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on, “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when … …
A Furniture Dealer Decided To Expand The Line Of Furniture.
Murphy, an elderly furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to Expand the Line of Furniture, he has in his store, So he decided to go to Paris, to see what … …
A Woman Is Walking Through The Park.
A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He’s reading a book and eating some fruit out of … …
There Was An Old Lady Who Was Very Small.
There was an old lady who was very small Her name was Reanne but everyone called her Re. After a while, Re died of old age and the whole … …
An Old Lady Calls 911 Late One Night.
An old lady calls 911 late one night… So an old lady calls 911 late one night. The dispatcher answers “911, what is your emergency?” “There appear to be … …
A Young Boy Johnny Went To Church With His Mother.
A young boy Johnny went to church with his mother. Midway through the service, the boy loudly said “Mama, I have to Go to the Bathrrom!” After taking him … …
A Couple Were Driving Through Canada.
A couple were driving through Canada on their way out west. After a while it became clear they had made a wrong turn and got lost. The wife consulted … …
A Man Is On “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire”
A man is on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and is at the million dollar question. The question is “which of these birds doesn’t build its own nest? … …
A Gorilla Goes Into A Bar And Orders A Martini.
A gorilla goes into a bar and orders a martini. This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the … …