Kevin Adams

  An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees … …

  A police officer in Grafton stops at a local farm. He talks with an old farmer and tells him. ” I need to inspect your farm for illegally grown … …

  A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather … …

  Two men were waiting at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them started complaining about his family problems. After listening for a while, the other … …

  Two elderly gentlemen in their mid-80s meet in the lobby of their apartment building. Both being hard of hearing, one asked the other in a louder voice, “Are you … …

  The family arrived at Grandma’s house. Little Johnny jumped out of the car and ran straight to his Granny. “Granny! Granny! How long are we staying at your house?” … …

  An elderly lady calls the local hospital. “Good afternoon, madam,” the receptionist says. “How can I assist you?” “Could you please connect me to ward 2A?” the lady requests. … …

  A doctor walks into a room full of elderly patients at a mental institution, takes out a pen, and draws a door on the wall. He then tells all … …

  A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his life. “Well…” the man drawled, “not bad at all … …

  A zookeeper wishes to buy some new animals from another wildlife park. She writes: Dear Sir, We are a recently opened zoo looking to purchase 2 mooses. “No that … …