Alan’s Wife Just Walked Into The House.
Alan’s wife just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much she loves him. Held his face in her hands, stared into his eyes, and gave … …
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An Old Woman Was Arrested For Shoplifting.
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting … …
Two Men Are Having Slow Round Of Golf.
Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the … …
L.Johnny And His Family Were Having Sunday Dinner.
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his … …
A Man And Woman Were Having Problems.
A man and woman were having marriage problems and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went … …
The Professor Showed A Large Cage With A Male Rat.
It was a practical session in the psychology class. The professor showed a large cage with a male rat in it: The rat was in the middle of the cage. … …
A Herd Of Cows And Two Bulls Are Eating Grass.
A herd of cows and two bulls are eating grass out in the pasture. Suddenly, a great gust of wind comes ripping across the prairie and knocks all the cows … …
An Old Lady Is Turning 100.
An old lady is turning 100 She is in great health for her age and regularly walks to the market, post office and the bank with no problems. Since she … …
An Old Lady In A Parking Space.
An old lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was … …
Paddy Said To His Wife Mary.
One evening, Paddy said to his wife Mary: “Lets go out to eat tonight.” Mary came back with the classic, “I have nothing to wear.” reply. So Paddy said to … …