A Woman Was In Bed With Her Lover.

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

‘ Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said.

‘Pretend you’re a statue.’

‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room.

‘Oh it’s a statue,’ she replied.

‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

‘Here,’ he said to the statue, ‘have this.

‘I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.’