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A teacher asks her students a simple math question…
“There are 3 birds on a wire, one gets shot, how many are left?”
Little Johnny raises his hand,
“there are none left, once the one bird was shot the other two flew away ”
The teacher tells Johnny he is wrong, but she likes the way he thinks.
Johnny then inquired, “may I ask you a question now teach?”
She loves his inquiring mind and tells him to go right ahead
Johnny continues,
“There are 3 women coming out of an ice cream shop, each with a cone… one is licking it, one is biting it, and one is sucking it…. Which one is married?”
The teacher thinks for a second and replies
“well…I guess I would say the one who is sucking it”
Johnny replies,
“No, it’s the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think”
